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Councils, car parks, geese and the people in charge of them.

A silver hatchback sitting up to its windows in a village duck pond while ducks look on. A black CENSORED bar covers the satnav screen and a pink sticker reads FOR LEGAL REASONS.
LOCAL

Man wins four-year argument with satnav, drives into lake

A grey goose with its wings out standing in an empty multi-storey car park next to a knocked-over traffic cone. A CENSORED bar covers its eyes and a pink sticker reads IDENTITY PROTECTED.
CRIME

Goose seen in car park again. "It remembers me," says officer