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Goose seen in car park again. "It remembers me," says officer

Code Brown has the transcript.

BY CODE BROWN ·
A grey goose with its wings out standing in an empty multi-storey car park next to a knocked-over traffic cone. A CENSORED bar covers its eyes and a pink sticker reads IDENTITY PROTECTED.

Illustration: NNN, AI-generated and censored for your own good

"All units, the goose is back. Level two, bay forty. Repeat, the goose is back."

"Is it the same goose?" "Affirmative. It remembers me. It has knocked over my cone."

The goose has not been charged. It has, however, been issued a parking ticket, which it ate.

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