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Yesterday's correction was also wrong. We regret nothing.

NNN corrects the correction of a correction.

BY THE NNN CORRECTIONS DESK · AGAIN ·
A newsroom desk buried in newspaper pages scrawled over with red pen, a red rubber stamp and a mug of coffee. A CENSORED bar covers the main page and a pink sticker reads CORRECTED AGAIN.

Illustration: NNN, AI-generated and censored for your own good

In yesterday's correction we said that Monday's correction was wrong. That was wrong. Monday's correction was right, and the original story was also right, which nobody here can explain.

We regret the error. We also regret the regret, and have opened an investigation into the investigation.

This correction is correct at the time of printing. The corrections desk would like it noted that it is now printing.

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