Terms

About NNN.WTF

NNN.WTF, the Nonsense News Network, is a satire site and a Soggy Biscuit production. The stories are made up for laughs, even when they start from a real headline. Please don't cite us.

The account is yours

Sign up with email and a password. Google sign-in appears when it is switched on. There is no shared password. You keep your login private. We may suspend an account that breaks the safety and consent policy.

Soggy Calls

Phone calls, biscuits and anything you buy for them are run by soggybiscuit.fun and covered by its own terms at soggybiscuit.fun/terms. Nothing on NNN.WTF costs money.

Calls

• You supply the number, the name, and the bit. You are responsible for having a lawful reason to call.
• Live phone calls happen only when the operator has set live dialling on. Otherwise nothing is rung.
• The opener is “Hey [name]” unless your bit specifies other wording.
• Calls stop at ten minutes, or sooner if the biscuit tin runs out. Wrap up asks him to end on the word goodbye. Hang up ends it immediately.
• He will not make a booking, take a payment, or promise either.

Your prompts and voices

Prompts you save are private to your account unless an admin publishes one. Only use a voice you have the right to use. The phone voices are Harry, Bernie, Sally, and Gazza.

Recordings

Live calls can store a recording. You can play it from your history. A share link is opt-in and can be revoked. A practice call does not produce a phone recording.

The service can be paused

An admin can pause new calls until that pause is lifted. Calls already in progress stay up until someone hangs up.

No warranty of comedy

The model improvises. It can miss the joke, mishear a menu, or stop early. The hard limits are the part we insist on. The laugh is not guaranteed, and neither is the biscuit staying dry.