1America Votes, Nobody Knows When It'll Find Out
Tens of millions of Americans head to the polls with Congress and the President's last two years up for grabs. Results could take hours, days or weeks. Gazza, who is Australian, has voted four times.
Supreme Court Tells California To Just Count The Bloody Votes
On the eve of the vote the Supreme Court rejected the administration's bid to stop California counting disputed ballots. A low bar, cleared.
New York Voting Machines Reject Paper Ballots
Machines across Westchester County refused paper ballots, which officials say will still be counted. Our Professor of Machines respects the machine.
Michigan Democrat Endorses The Other Bloke
A Democratic congresswoman who lost the Senate primary has endorsed the Republican nominee, her staff are walking out, and voters are crossing over in both directions.
US Strikes Iranian Island, Calls It Defensive
The US struck Iran's Qeshm Island in what officials called limited, defensive strikes, and the region fears war restarts after the midterms.
Hackers Turn Europe's Supermarket Freezers Into Saunas
Cyber-attacks warmed up supermarket freezers in ten European countries and hit Britain's meat industry, and mountains of food got binned. Sally is locked in one.
Hacked Alert Apps Announce Fake Apocalypse
Air raid alert apps in Ukraine and Russia were hacked to push fake radiation, chemical and nuclear warnings. Whoever did it is officially a bellend.
Record Crypto Heist Began With A Fake Job Interview
The biggest crypto exchange says its 6.3 billion dollar hack started with bogus job interviews. US agencies blame North Korea, which says it wasn't them.
Hoax Bomb Threats Ground Holidays Across Europe
Seven flights in Poland, Spain, Bulgaria and Italy were checked after suspected bomb threats. No devices were found, just a lot of ruined holidays.
Polish President Turns Plane Around In A Huff
Poland's President turned his plane around over what he called a coup at the top court, while protesters rallied and ambassadors resigned.
Albanian Parliament Goes Full Stag Do
Opposition lawmakers lit smoke flares inside parliament and their leader's mic was cut mid-rant. Sally finally wants to attend a parliament.
Israeli PM Loses Majority, Cries Theft
The Prime Minister's bloc won only 53 seats, allies are reportedly wobbling, and he now claims the election was stolen. Bernie claims he invented this move.
Libya's Top Religious Body Says No To The Swoosh
Libya's top religious authority ruled against wearing Nike, which is named after the Greek goddess of victory. Gazza's knock-off trackies are safe.
Australia Spends Millions Fencing In Killer Toads
A mining giant is co-funding a 28 million Australian dollar zone to stop cane toads marching into the Pilbara. Gazza has one in his esky.
Some Actual Good News: Teen Pulls Boy From Bonfire
In Strabane a 17-year-old girl pulled an injured, unconscious boy out of a bonfire and says she acted on instinct. An actual hero.
And Finally: Abbey Skeleton May Finally Have A Name
A mystery skeleton found in a Roman stone coffin at Westminster Abbey may finally have an identity. Sally claims she knew him.
